Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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a man checks his mypsace

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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batman has diarrhea

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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