What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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