- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Obama = ebola

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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