why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

ure mama's so fat

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

sucks Syntax...

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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