- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I had friends on the Death Star.

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