What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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