- Anti Joke

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How high is the sky? True or False