- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Women's Rights

What did the old man say? Im old

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

knock knock come in

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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