- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Justin with a hat.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Smeg...

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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