- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Women's Rights..

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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