- Anti Joke

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry