- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

XD Jackass.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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