- Anti Joke

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Your big dick.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

my wife out of the kitchen

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Feminism.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.