- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Your sex life.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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