- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What fires shots? A gun

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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