What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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