Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

My three children are three big mistakes.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's worse than this That :(

[Set up] [No punch line]

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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