That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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