wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

a. why? b. because

why did the man die? he was shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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