They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

I love alchohol!

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Anti Joke

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