- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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