that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Stealth baseballs record

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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