- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

taking out the trash... at night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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