- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Where's my tractor?

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

think twice or at least think

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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