- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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