- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Pickles are powerful

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

whats funnier than 24? 25

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Your big dick.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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