How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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