Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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