- Anti Joke

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Connor is homo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

hard cheese

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed