what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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