A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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AIDS

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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