Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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A fat guy!

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hey justin

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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