- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Stop. Seriously stop.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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