- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Hail Hitler

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

you give like i give lomain

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

G:nock nock B:come in!

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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