- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Can I ask you a question? You just did

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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