- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

woman's rights

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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