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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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