Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

roses are red violets should be purple

knock knock who's there ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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