- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Women's Rights

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork