- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Asian women drivers...

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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