- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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