- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

whats long and black? a baton

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