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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Poop

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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