- Anti Joke

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.