- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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