- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Yanter, Look it up

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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