How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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