Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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