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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Yo Momma So Fat!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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