Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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YO FACE

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Gus's mom

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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