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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What's the difference between a duck?

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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