- Anti Joke

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What fires shots? A gun

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Whats the defination of cruelty