- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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