- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

hey hey apple

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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