How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Connor is homosexuaI

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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