what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

a. why? b. because

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