- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Cheese

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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