Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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