Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

This is an anti- joke

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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