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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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