3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Asian women drivers...

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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