Racial equality.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

NEVER

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

vitamin c

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

that wall over there ->

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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