- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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