Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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