- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Women's professional sports

ur gey

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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