What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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