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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

No!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Democracy.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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