2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Im gay What about you

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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