Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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