- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would u like to drink?

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Long joke Your such a downey

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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