- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

I have cancer. And you're next.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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