Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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