- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Women's Rights

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

^ That's not even funny ^

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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