- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

one stop shop

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

And you honored it I see :P

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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