- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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