If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

call me maybe.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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