What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Anti Joke

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