- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

you see theres this guy.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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