How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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