EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

why did you poop because you are a poop

A seal walks into a club.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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