What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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