- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

knock knock!? . . No.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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